Don't worry, I don't plan on making this a celebrity gossip site, but there's some stuff that just needs to be said. Don't expect to see Shakira looking anything like that anymore (at least for a few years) considering she just dropped the bomb that she's knocked up by her boyfriend (whose name I couldn't care to Google because I'm not the one that got to impregnate her).
But basically it's a huge bummer for any of you planning on hittin up the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Vegas this weekend, because along with announcing that she's pregnant, she also said she wasn't going to be performing there anymore. That's right kids, she had to pull out because her boyfriend didn't.
Moral of the story? Babies cost you paydays, so stop skanking around (I'm lookin at you, teenagers. And you too, Shakira...because no one wants to find out they were born a bastard child.)
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