NFL Refs of Sucktitude

Alright -- everyone else is bitching about this so I might as well hop on the bandwagon. No one likes the Rent-A-Refs in the NFL. They're terrible. You could put your hands inside a womb and pry a fresh newborn baby out of his/her Mamadukes, clean off that creepy goop that it's covered in, throw a Ref's onesie on him/her and THEY could call a better game than the refs this season have so far.

But unlike everyone else where you're gonna have to just read me bitching about it nonstop (which I wouldn't anyway because frankly, I don't really give a rat's ass. The final field goal between the Ravens/Pats on Sunday night WAS good, and I'm a Pats fan, so quit you're crying), I'm gonna let you do something about it.

After the Packers got hardcore screwed last night against the Seahawks (which I'll fully agree with...that call was bogus), Clay Matthews III was all like "Yeah Roger Goodell? You wanna be a cheap bastard and not meet our normal refs halfway because you're the richest tightwad ever? I'm gonna let the world hit you up and tell you what a cheap ass doucheknuckle you are" -- and posted Roger's phone number. On the Internet. For everyone to see.

And now I'm gonna repost it. Because I'm an a**hole. And I'm also gonna send Roger Goodell a text. Because even if I get arrested for textual harrassment toward Roger frickin Goodell, I'll instantly become more badass than I already am.

Oh, and to all the teams that won games but missed covering the spread by 1 point (and therefore costing my money), you're all ignorant, self-absorbed, thoughtless douchepansies. NOW GOOD DAY TO YOU SIRS!